Good news, everyone! As a result of constant crap-talking these last couple of months, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has finally let his ass do all the talking.

Or at least that’s what appears to be happening in this photo that was recently revealed by the Associated Press. It was taken in Fairfield, VA., where Mitt Romney posed for photographs with students of Fairfield Elementary School, Monday, Oct. 8, 2012.

Oh man, this is almost as awesome as our Hero of the Day who hacked Mitt Romney’s tax returns.

Go ahead and help us caption this image. Just leave a comment HERE, and we’ll pick the best ones! I don’t know about you, but it looks like he must’ve dropped his butt plug counterpart, Mitt Rumpney. How appropriate!

If you want to win over Tom Hanks, look no further but to send him something he’ll appreciate: a typewriter.

That’s what comedian Chris Hardwick did to get Tom Hanks to be a guest on his podcast at Nerdist.com.

After hearing about Tom Hanks’ obsession with collecting typewriters, Hardwick decided to send Tom a typewriter and a letter asking him to join his podcast for a day. A few days later he received a typed letter from Hanks – in classic Hanks style – saying he’ll visit the show.

Chris Hardwick explains,

I sent Tom Hanks a 1934 Smith Corona typewriter with a typed invitation to come on my podcast. This was his response.”

We’re naming Tom Hanks our Hero of the Day because he’s an all-around cool guy.

Sorry, Gary Busey, your roller coaster days are over; you’ll never be as cool as Tom! We would really like to make him an honorary butt plug, but as you can see from the plugs we do have, it isn’t much of an honor. Keep it coming, Tom!

[Listen to Tom Hanks on the Nerdist Podcast: HERE]

Justin Bieber fans in Glendale, Arizona got a performance from the pop superstar they weren’t expecting.

In the middle of one of his songs, Justin Bieber was seen hunching over and puking while his vocal track continued onstage. He immediately left the stage to return a few moments later to finish the show.

Upon his return, he addressed the crowd:

Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”

It looks to me that Bieber’s music finally caught up to him. Don’t worry, dude, your music makes us puke too! Twinsies!! OMG! LOL! Congrats, you’re our Butt Plug of the Day.

Well, we will give Bieber props for finishing the show despite his illness. I mean come on, it could have been worse. Kind of like that time Pat Robertson encouraged wife-beating on his show. Perhaps we should make a special butt plug for Bieber’s mouth?

And as a bonus, here is the Taiwanese animation of the incident, which made our day:

Take everything you ever remembered about being a kid. Now let Nickelodeon grab hold of it and ruin the hell out of it.

That is what the cable channel has done with the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot it is working on. Remember their famous catchphrase, “Cowabunga!”? Well, Nickelodeon has decided that it’s not hip enough, and that it was in need of change. Behold the new catchphrase: “BOOYAKASHA!”

Oh jeez! What have you done? You totally just drew an ear on that van Gogh self-portrait, bro.

According to the executive producer, this is how the decision was made:

There was a lot of talk about what the new ‘cowabunga’ was, or whether it should even remain ‘cowabunga.’ We hadn’t initially come up with anything yet because we didn’t really necessarily need it [at the time]. But then when we were at the record, one of the actors — Greg Cipes, who actually plays Michelangelo — just kind of went for it. When he said it in the room, there were a lot of executives there. I think it was our first record. And it was that moment when he said it — I think he just really pulled it off and kind of won everybody over in the room. And it stuck.”

You know what? You guys just won us over, too. Yup, we decided to award you guys as our Butt Plugs of the Day. Hey, if they felt like ruining something, we could have easily given them the number of this lady who ruined a 19th century Fresco painting. But oh well, I guess we’re just going to have to accept it. Booyakasha! DAMMIT!

Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson appeared in a video published by supporters in New Hampshire.

In the video zombies wearing red and blue shirts are seen roaming across town until they are seen attacking one another. Then from atop a step, Gary Johnson comes to the rescue lending his words of wisdom:

We are not a mindless society! We care about things!”

We care about the fact that we are in endless wars, that we militarily intervene, that we need to stop that,” he continued. “We care about the fact that we have a heightened police state in this country. Stop! Stop! We need to balance the federal budget now or we’ll find ourselves without a country!”

Gary Johnson hopes the video will go viral, and says he chose to appear in it because, let’s face it, he likes to have fun. And no one funded the making of this video; all was put together by supporters and volunteers.

If you’re unsure who Gary Johnson is, take a look at what he brings to the table (taken from a recent AMA on Reddit). If the other candidates weren’t too busy with butt plugs up their bums, maybe we’d see more fun videos like this.

What do you think of the video? Let us know HERE.

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Televangelist Pat Roberton is our Butt Plug of the Day because he told a viewer of his show to move to Saudi Arabia in order to beat his wife.

Holy smokes! Did you hear that? I’ve heard a lot of crazy things in my day, but I have never heard anything as bad as what came out of this “follower” of Christ.

The viewer was seeking advice on what to do regarding his wife who wasn’t respecting him in his house. Although it’s hard to tell if it was a joke or not, the answer still was shocking.

Well, you could become a Muslim and you could beat her,” he said, adding that the man “can’t divorce her according to the Scripture, so I say: move to Saudi Arabia.”

I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done.”

I don’t know about you, but that was a very stupid thing to say. Almost as stupid as Nicki Minaj endorsing Romney in a song. But I say Pat Robertson will have his day. And that day will be one where butt plugs fill his holy sphincter. He will cum again!

What do you think? Do you think Pat Robertson was joking, or has he gone crazy?

This post is in memory of all our countrymen lost on that horrific day.

Celebrity Plugs has obtained exclusive news about the greatest tragedy to every occur on American soil.

We met a NYFD called Phil who was a first responder. He was on the 52nd of the 1st tower when the 2nd tower went down and received the call to evacuate.

While talking with him about that day, he told us a little tidbit that he had just discovered.

You see, his brother was a construction worker, and helped in the building of the World Trade Center towers and he disclosed the true reason that the towers fell on that day.

Here is what it is:

Engineers had speculated that in order to strengthen a building of this size there would need to be 1 inch of concrete wrapped around each steel girder. However, due to the Mafia’s control over the labor unions, corners were cut so that they could receive their payout. A payout of 500 Million Dollars

In 1969 when the towers were being built, one of the Mafia’s best schemes was the infiltration of labor unions. Union leaders were threatened or paid off by Mobsters to get a piece of the action whenever a union group got a construction job. Some even found their way into leadership roles. This resulted in the Mafia having a firm grip on a union, which enabled them to pretty much control the entire industry.

The Mafia could get workers to slow down or even stop construction if contractors or developers didn’t make the right payoffs. And this is what happened during the construction of the World Trade Center.

The Mafia was owed $500,000,000 on this project, and that money had to come from somewhere. Developers had no choice but to cut corners by wrapping the steel in just a quarter inch of concrete. And that made a big difference.

You see, when there isn’t much concrete wrapped around the steel, this allows it to be heated up in the case of a fire.

Steel melts around 2500°F, but any increase in temperature it is exposed to can weaken it. Since the steel wasn’t properly wrapped in one inch of concrete, it was heated up and substantially weakened.

The burning jet fuel on the towers created enough heat to cause the towers to fall.

Get it? The towers didn’t fall because of some crazy conspiracy that involved explosives. It fell because the Mafia needed to be paid off, which resulted in standards not being met.

Doesn’t it upset you when corruption takes over things that are genuinely good? It’s like how Third Party Candidates aren’t being allowed to debate in this year’s election. Why won’t they let Gary Johnson debate? He has more than the necessary amount of supporters to make him a worthy opponent.

We will not forget that horrible day, and our hearts are with the victims and their families. Please be safe, and look out after one another and lets take this country back from corruption so that we can truly live free.

Today’s Butt Plug of the Day is amateur UFC fighter Shai Lindsey for getting knocked the hell out by Carlo Juinio seconds after taunting him with a “come at me bro” gesture.

Maybe he should quit the UFC and start fighting people he can actually successfully taunt without getting his ass kicked after. His first bout can be between this Australian commentator who fought two Taekwondo Olympians after making fun of the sport.

Our Butt Plug of the Day award goes to Sam Newman, an Australian sports commentator who was recently challenged to take on two Taekwondo Olympians after he made remarks during the Olympics that Taekwondo is “the most ridiculous thing [he’s] ever seen.”

The video is all you need to know why this guy deserves the award. He’s lucky that he survives, and isn’t messed up beyond recognition like Jesus in this “restored” Fresco painting. But who knows? The second coming of kick-assery might come sooner for this commentator, if he continues to diss the art.